"PRODUCT WARNING: Do not torture Mr. Potatohead. If you attempt to poke him with items which are not approved Mattel Mr. PotatoHead accessories, he will make you wish you hadn't."
don't scrape the devilled egg with any object? don't eat avacado, men in fishing hats hate it! use a personal protection device if you're offered a lollipop by a strange man?
I like all of these so much better than what it really is. I should say that one of you is correct, as near as I can tell, but I want to believe it is jo(e), so I won't publicly tell which one it is.
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"Please do not stick sharp objects into the heads of small aliens. We do not want to hear them scream."
"Keep me plugged in or I'll scream and so will my poorly dressed friend."
"PRODUCT WARNING: Do not torture Mr. Potatohead. If you attempt to poke him with items which are not approved Mattel Mr. PotatoHead accessories, he will make you wish you hadn't."
don't scrape the devilled egg with any object?
don't eat avacado, men in fishing hats hate it!
use a personal protection device if you're offered a lollipop by a strange man?
I like all of these so much better than what it really is. I should say that one of you is correct, as near as I can tell, but I want to believe it is jo(e), so I won't publicly tell which one it is.
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